Easthaven's Unnamed Citizens

This page is for the unnamed NPC's of Easthaven who don't fit into a broader category like Hunter or Guard.

Quiet Man


The Quiet Man is a man in Easthaven, found in the west part of town. He is a very quiet member of the Resistance.

Quests
- Origins

Dialogue
"..."

"and the fish is the last one to bed...you have been sent here by a recruiter I presume. Before I can let you talk to our leader, I need you to prove your skill and devotion to our cause. Assassinate four guards from the Witchmaster's army and I'll let you talk with our leader."

"I have already received the reports. The guards are no more. You seem to be a person we could use in the resistance. Talk to Arvid Varanger next to me. He is the leader of our cause. He will know what you should do next."

Happy Man


This Happy Man is a man in Easthaven, found in the southeast part of town. He might not be human...or just a strange man.

Quests
- Origins

Dialogue
"Hello fellow human being."

"And you are the first one to get drunk. What are you talking about?"

Angry Man


This Angry Man is a man in Easthaven, found in the south part of town. He is somewhat angry.

Quests
- Origins

Dialogue
"Yes?"

"Oh, yeah? I'm rubber, you're glue."

Crazy Woman


The Crazy Woman is a woman in Easthaven, found in the center part of town, just east of the Potion Seller. She is crazy and wants to destroy the ants house.

Quests
- Origins

Dialogue
"Watch it!"

"Yes, YES! Finally. Someone that understands. And the beaver is keeping the time. Let's plan how to destroy the ants house."

Tired Woman (Northwest)


The Tired Woman is a woman in Easthaven, found in the north part of town, just northeast of the northern Blacksmith. She is haggard and tired, especially of salesman.

Quests
- Origins

Dialogue
"Yes, what?"

"Are you trying to sell me something? Just go."

Contemplating Man


The Contemplating Man is a man in Easthaven, found in the northeast part of town, just east of the Blacksmith. He is a man with his head in the clouds.

Quests
- Origins

Dialogue
"I wonder, what will happen to this world?"

"Will it always be though?"

Master of Duels


The Master of Duels is a man in Easthaven, found in the south part of town, just east of the southern Blacksmith. He is hosting a tournament and is also the reigning Champion.

Quests
- Tournament of Duels

Dialogue
"Come right up to the tournament of duels. Face to face. Sword to sword. Blood to blood. Win 5 fights and become famous all over Easthaven. Pay 25 gold and the fight will commence!"

"The winner of the farm duels last year. Bob the farmer!"

"From the deep swamps of the south. Urgul the Strong."

"A soldier from the now dead kings army. Sergeant Philip."

"The strongest hunter to leave Avan in decades. George Farsight."

"The undefeated champion of this tournament, me that is."

"Ah, the champion of duels. No one dares to challenge you. You are the strongest person to ever walk these streets."

Hung-over Man


The Hung-over Man is a man in Easthaven, found in the south part of town, west of the church. He went drinking instead of gathering Barrel with Crab Sticks for a wedding.

Quests
- Crab Sticks

Dialogue
"Hangover...missing red barrels with...crab sticks...need them for wedding...help, the groom will kill me if I don't have the crab sticks...I'm never going to drink again. Need 12 barrels."

"My head hurts."

"You...found them. Thank you. Amazing that you could carry these barrels without affecting your inventory."

Potion Maker


The Potion Maker is a woman in Easthaven, just northeast of the south Blacksmith. She will give you two Bat Potions in exchange for you gathering the ingredients she needs. She likes the smell of hairy bats.

Quests
- Help the Potion Maker

Dialogue
"Potions eh? You like potions? I'm making a new batch of bat potions and I'm missing some ingredients. If you help me get the missing ones I'll give you two for free. Deal?"

"Mhmm...that smell of hairy bat is wonderful."

Captain


The Captain is a man in Easthaven, in the north in the east part of the market near the docks. He has sailed all the known world and sells bottled wind.

Quests
- Help the Potion Maker

Dialogue
"I've seen every sea there is to see and felt every wind in this world in my hair."

"Sure thing son. The potion maker is doing a new batch is she?"

Woman in Distress


The Woman in Distress is a woman in Easthaven, just south of the town square. She bought a potion of drunkenness but got a potion of darkness instead. Now she has a demon that she wants gotten rid of.

Quests
- Unwanted Demon

Dialogue
"Help me! Help me! I bought a potion of drunkenness at the market and the second I opened it, some demon thing flew out and took over the house."

"This is not how I expected the potion of drunkenness to behave. Please help me!"

"You should go see the man at the market about this potion of drunkenness. Seems way too dangerous to sell to people."

"I'm never buying potions again."

Potion Seller


The Potion Seller is a woman in Easthaven, just south of northern Blacksmith. She sells potions but not healing potions, they are disgusting. She accidentally sold a woman a potion of darkness when she wanted a potion of drunkenness.

Quests
- Unwanted Demon

Dialogue
"Potions! Potions! Get your potions here! Potions of despair, vials of increased toe strength and bottles of bee milk. Everything you need."

"What? Health potions? You disgust me."

"Potion of drunkenness? I haven't sold any of that since the bar started selling cheap whiskey shot...ooooh wait a minute. Did the lady ask for potion of drunkenness? I thought she said a potion of darkness. She didn't open it did she? She did. Hmm...oh crap. Well. The good news: a potion of drunkenness can have pretty much the same result. The bad news is that you have to chase that demon to where it came from, the graveyard, or it will come back. It has probably landed nearby in the graveyard. Every time you defeat it the demon travels closer to it's home. When it reaches it's home it can be vanquished. More bad news, it will be stronger each time you face it."

Tree Hugger


The Tree Hugger is a man in Easthaven, found in the north part of town above the market. He is upset that a rare tree called an Oaken Oak is about to die and wants you to collect some oak healing berries that will heal it.

Quests
- Healing the Oak

Dialogue
"Have you seen anything as sad as this dying tree? It's a unique tree called oaken oak. I just wished there were an adventurer passing by Easthaven with enough experience in this worl to travel to the four wild bushes with oak healing berries. *Stares intensely at you*"

"Poor poor tree. Poor poor me."

"You have the healing oak berries. Magnificent! Such a shame that Easthaven's expert on Oaken Oaks just told me the tree is beyond saving. I guess I just have to sell these berries on the market for a ridiculous high price. When will this bad luck end?"

Lonely Person


The Lonely Person is a man in Easthaven, found in the southeast portion of town. He was a member of the Resistance but betrayed them to the Witchmaster.

Quests
- Origins

Dialogue
"It's a bit lonely here some nights."

"Euhm...what are you doing here?"

"Hey, hey, hey...take it easy. I'm no traitor. I just...make sure that my family, future family that is, has enough coins to be able to have a roof over their heads. Look, just take this 200 gold and just say I'm dead. I'll travel to that military village and continue my business there instead. Deal?"

Shady Person


The Shady Person is a man in Easthaven, found in the northeast portion of town, below the harbor (he is right above the letter N of EASTHAVEN). He was hired by the Old Man in Hayville to steal his neighbour's favorite fishing rod.

Quests
- Missing Fishing Rod

Dialogue
"Mind your own business."

"Look. I don't care about the fishing rod. It was his neighbour that told me to steal it. Here, take it. I don't care anymore. He will probably pay a nice sum if you bring it to him."

Retired Greeter


This Retired Greeter is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the south part of town. He is not very friendly despite his former job.

Dialogue
"I used to be the town greeter here in Easthaven. Then I got fired. No more welcomes from me. Up yours stranger."

Mysterious Woman


This Mysterious Woman is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the north part of town, below the northern Blacksmith. She knows about secrets hiding in the forests of Mor Nyth. She could be refering to the Sacred Bush Circle or, unlikely, the Witchmaster's home.

Dialogue
"If you ever go to Mor Nyth, make sure to investigate the forest around it thoroughly. I can't imagine a place like that wouldn;t have secrets hiding."

Fighter


This Fighter is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the northwest part of town, below the northern Blacksmith. She'd rather battle a mountain than a [Brutal]].

Dialogue
"I'd rather try my luck against a mountain than battle a Brutal."

Market Seller


This Market Seller is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the north part of town, in the Easthaven Market. He sells fish from Mor Nyth.

Dialogue
"Fresh fish from Mor Nyth"

Hungry Man


This Hungry Man is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the north part of town, to the right of the Easthaven Market. He doesn't help his wife, Tired Woman, with dinner, more focused on his own hunger.

Dialogue
"I'm so hungry. Finally time for dinner!"

Tired Woman


This Tired Woman is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the north part of town, to the right of the Easthaven Market. She is tired of her husband, the Hungry Man, to her right.

Dialogue
"I just wished he could help me once with the dinner."

Wanderer


This Wanderer is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the north part of town, to the right of the Easthaven Market. He ran like a sissy from the Dreary Mire and isn't afraid to admit it.

Dialogue
"The Dreary Mire. Been there, done that. Did run like a sissy when something big was moving in the grass."

Rich Woman


This Rich Woman is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the northeast part of town. She elaborates on the towns name.

Dialogue
"The name Easthaven leads you to believe that there is a Westhaven and Northhaven. This is not the case. 'Easthaven is the only haven' is a famous saying."

Rich Man


This Rich Man is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the east part of town. He tells you the location of the Riddle Master.

Dialogue
"That house over there. That's where the Riddle Master lives."

Smelly Woman


This Smelly Woman is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the east part of town. She is tired of all the Crab Stick Barrels lying around everywhere.

Dialogue
"Why are there Crab-barrels everywhere.*Sigh* I hate the smell of crab in the morning."

Shady Guy


This Shady Guy is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the south part of town, above the tent encampment. He gives a warning about the danger the town has.

Dialogue
"Just a heads up, this town is not to be messed with."

Tent Inhabitant


This Tent Inhabitant is a woman in Easthaven in the south at the tent encampment. She is confused about all the Crab Sticks Barrels.

Dialogue
"Is it just me or are these crab barrels showing up everywhere?"

Tent Nerd


This Tent Nerd is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the south part of town, at the tent encampment. She recommends the Tournament of Duels.

Dialogue
"You should try your luck in the tournament of duels."

Spear Enthusiast


This Spear Enthusiast is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the east part of town, up the road from the Church. She worries about the Witchmaster banning weapons and taking away her Spear collection.

Dialogue
"It's just a matter of time before the Witchmaster forbids inhabitants to have weapons at home. My spear collection will be illegal..."

Sitting Woman


This Sitting Woman is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the center part of town, below the Healer Dr. Frans. She is collecting the Treasure Chests scattered around town.

Dialogue
"So many treasure chests. So little time."

Lost Lady


This Lost lady is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the center part of town, below the Healer Dr. Frans. She is lost and nervous.

Dialogue
"I have nothing to say to you. Except that last sentence and this sentence."

Fruit Seller


This Fruit Seller is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the center west part of town. He claims to have the best apples in town.

Dialogue
"I have the best apples in Easthaven!"

Priest


This Priest is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the center west part of town. He is a priest.

Dialogue
"Blessings stranger."

Friendly Guy


This Friendly Guy is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the west part of town. He warns you about the Cult gathering in the town square.

Dialogue
"That cult at the square. I would watch out for them. The rumors says that the Witchmaster is supporting them."

Pole Watcher (Female)


This Pole Watcher is a woman in Easthaven and can be found in the west part of town. She is a faithful follower of the Pole.

Dialogue
"All hail the wonderful pole."

Pole Watcher (Male)


This Pole Watcher is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the west part of town. He admires the beautiful Pole.

Dialogue
"Have you ever seen such a beautiful pole?"

Sad Man


This Sad Man is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the center west part of town. He is distressed by the chaos of the town.

Dialogue
"I wonder whats came of this town, there are so many rumors these days I don't know what to believe anymore."

Cynical Man


This Cynical Man is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the center east part of town. He is not very optimistic.

Dialogue
"No matter what happens now. I think this town will still be in ruins for years to come."

Cheese Lover


This Cheese Lover is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the east part of town. He worships cheese.

Dialogue
"I like cheese. Do you like cheese?"

"Infidel."

"Praise the lord!"

Town Crier


This Town Crier is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the center part of town in the town square. He is a worshiper of the moon and fears the advocate of death.

Dialogue
"HEAR YE HEAR YE! PRAY TO THE MOON OR THE ADVOCATE OF DEATH WILL CONSUME YOU."

Poor Man


This Poor Man is a man in Easthaven and can be found in the northwest part of town. He is poor and possibly a drunk, as he believes he was beat by a Brutal in his dreams.

Dialogue
"I dreamed about a brutal last night. Woke up with nosebleed and a swollen face. They even beat me in my dreams."